The Maiden Post

Is it pompous of me to start a blog without any followers?  It is much like my Twitter account that has ZERO followers.  How strange that scientists have not created a time machine, yet Twitter can quickly take me back to the wallflower feelings of a junior high dance.  Why take the time to scrunch my corkscrew permed hair, create a perfect fountain of bangs, and wear a black and white Multiples shirt/dress with a coordinating mismatched polka dotted belt if NO ONE will dance with me?  Hence the blogging without followers. 

Let me give you a run down on what you will find here and what you won't find-

I will misspell words. 
I will commit grammar sins.
I will occasionally curse.  If I am feeling angelic- I might clean it up, but no promises.
I will not use names (that's a lie).
I will not do this everyday.
I will not write about my dog on every post.
I will not feel bad for offending anyone.

My mother has often said my mouth works faster than my brain.  I like to think of it as a disability.  I was born without a filter which can be both entertaining and destructive.  I plan to only include the entertaining portions and leave the destruction to the experts (BP).